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Sun, Oct. 28th, 2007, 02:48 pm
I have thought of a new insult. you may use it if you want. it is along the lines of arsehole. so next time you need to curse some one and u want to be creative call them an: ( Read more... ) Sun, Oct. 21st, 2007, 07:49 am
1. just thought i would let you know, i am going on a 3 week holiday from lj, until the exams are over. 2. the whole. oh my gadz! Dumbledore iz gayz thing. people get over it!!!! seriously, its a fictional charecter, completely fictional!!! means nothing. and if you guys are this OH MY GOD about an aothor outing a stupid fictional charecter, makes me wonder how you will act when some one in real life gets outed or outs themselves. Mon, Oct. 15th, 2007, 10:48 pmI would like to thank everyone who has answered my surveys very very much. thankyou to all of you. Thu, Oct. 11th, 2007, 10:50 am
Hey everyone, long time no see, I am doing this assigment where i am comparing Social Networking Sites (mostly facebook and lj) so i have online quizes!!!!! if you could fill out these quizes about how you use facebook (if you have one) and livejournal, it would help alot. and they are compleately anonymous. please please please take the time to fill out the 20 question quizzes!!!! So, the Facebook survey: http://freeonlinesurveys.com/rendersurve The livejournal survey: http://FreeOnlineSurveys.c And a third quiz (I think this one is only five questions long) comparing your thoughts on lj and facebook (if you use both) http://FreeOnlineSurveys.com/rendersurve Additionally, if you would like to comment on your thoughts of any of the topics covered or questions asked, please email me: akuna_matata_27 (at) hotmail dot com . you can remain compleately anonymous. If you want to send an email please write it as follows: Subject: (title of quiz) (age as you wroet it on the quiz) (sexual idenitiy as you wrote it on the quiz) "comment/quote" to everyone who takes the time to fill out the survey THANKYOU!!!!! Mon, Sep. 17th, 2007, 07:11 pm
Hey Girls, Do you ever run (or jump) so fast (or hard)... and you get that feeling that your uterus is going to fall out?? (I just thought i should say something... to prove that this journal is not dead.) Wed, Aug. 1st, 2007, 05:42 pm
Unforunatley, I can't find it any where on the net, but if you are an Auzzie, go to your local newsagent and pay a buck and the 'The Australian' paper, and turn to page 4. read the article in the top left corner called "No-exam Year 12 'inferior' god it got me so irate!!!! the federal goverment and the NSW goverment are so pompus!!!!!! they think the rest of the state should have a year 12 assesment system just like there's. FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!! how do you know your system is better, u don't even know our system. FUCK U MS BISHOP!!!!! in other news.... here is a song!! Pipettes Pull Shapes Dance with me pretty boy tonight Tue, Jul. 17th, 2007, 12:27 pmI'm not a god person, but i love this quote. Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of god. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make and manifest the glory of god that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." Sun, May. 20th, 2007, 07:23 pmjust some lyrics for my loyal readers. I have only listened to this song once, but i think its ausome. Everytime, by Butterfingers
Everytime I clean me room, I make another mess Everytime I miss the bus, I am late for a test Everytime I’m reincarnated, it's in the lowest form I leave my window open every time there is a storm Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work Everytime I masturbate dry, it tends to hurt Everytime I pat a dog, it bites me on the hand Everytime I talk to aliens, they don’t understand Everytime I skate, I get another bruise Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps Everytime I freestyle, I just talk shit Everytime I catch the bus, there is no where to sit Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticket Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket Everytime I’m drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest Everytime I thinks it’s heartburn, it’s cardiac arrest Everytime I make a call, call waiting interrupts Everytime I dump a load at someone’s house, it won’t flush Everytime it won’t flush, it stains the ceramic If you ever see me happy it because I’m manic It’s not easy being me It’s not easy being me Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong Everytime I score, I get shitty leaf I was living with a navaho until he heard me diss the chief Everytime we smoke a joint, I end up with the roach Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt And I crack another rib and it really fuckin hurts Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food Everytime we spin the bottle, I’m the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips Everytime I eat "All Bran" I get the shits But everytime I shit, it takes about an hour And there’s never any paper so I have to have a shower But everytime I shower the towel is already wet And it’s not wet with water but wet with cum n' sweat Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban it Cause when you play my records in reverse they’re satanic (so this bit is warped... like a record being payed backwards) Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious Everytime I go down on a girl, she’s on her period Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over But I say I’m someone else and that I’m sober Every blind date turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and that is why I mind Everytime I have the dream where I’m at the school dance Everyone is looking at me cause I don’t have any pants Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I’m the pig Everytime we play tiggy, I’m the 1 who’s it Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee, It’s when i'm gettin stung Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word “At" Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum And everytime I’m done, it’s not because I’ve come Everytime I crack onto a chick, I pull my sack out Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef I Get Beef Chicken’s not a vegetable I Get Beef Chicken’s not a vegetable Wed, May. 2nd, 2007, 12:51 am
I got my hair cut!!!!!! its really really really short. pictures up soon. Wed, Apr. 18th, 2007, 02:15 pm
my dreams are getting weirder.... this morining I woke up, and fell back to sleep, I drempt that I had eatern bereakfast, showered and i was ready to leave for uni, I sat on the couch with my brother and we complianed about how unorgainsed our mother is (which happens alot in reality). I was really confused when dad woke me up for a second time Dad said: "PHONE FOR YOU" I thought, huh, what, ... but i was ready for uni, why am i still in bed.... Tue, Apr. 17th, 2007, 12:30 amIsn't it always the way,you finnaly feel motivated, and allert and awake to do this one cripillingly boring assigmnet and microsoft word gets thousands of little errors.
Sat, Apr. 7th, 2007, 11:22 am
I had a dream last night. It went something like this: I was at a bus stop, waiting for the bus to uni (althouh it wasn;t my normal bus stop, but it was another one in the area) I have a huge blue striped back pack, just like the one I had in yr11 and some of 12, and it was full of stuff. So, i'm waiting for the bus, and i look over and there is an unbeliverly atractive person there (the wern't particularly good looking, and what they looked like i can't explain, but there was just that instant pull of atraction.) I stand there for a while, glancing at them every so often, and mumbeling to my self about how i should go over and talk to them. I was looking out to space and then they come up, and KISS ME!!!! it was ausome, not the actual kiss that was okay, but just the feeling that someone would want to just come up and kiss me (but then it is a dream, so good things always happen.) And then i realise that i missed my bus, and i start running to uni, and i don't look back. Wed, Apr. 4th, 2007, 07:38 pm
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